10 funny jokes

 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

9. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!